Mail Order Coke
Bozeman, MT
A resident on West College Street was wrongly delivered a package of cocaine. The resident reported that the intended recipients were now threatening him.
Found in the Bozeman Daily Record
Small Town Misfit
A selection of police blots from small-town papers
May 11th, 2006 at 12:03 pm
But we thought it was a welcoming gift from the neighbors
May 11th, 2006 at 1:07 pm
Were they threatening him with a stick?
May 11th, 2006 at 1:25 pm
Lighten up, sly. It’s not his fault the mailman can’t read apartment numbers! I mean, I know you were waiting for that package awhile, but you really should use FedEx instead of the postal service. I know it costs more, but it’s worth it in the long run.
May 11th, 2006 at 2:34 pm
and they say the Hershey chocolate jingle is the ultimate loves song …. I still think it the the sound of that big brown truck pulling up in front of your house when you have a package due for delivery.
May 11th, 2006 at 3:17 pm
man, Vinnie mest up the drop again! caustin me abunch a money. O.K. Tony, take some of da boys down there an feed him to the fishes. capeash
May 11th, 2006 at 3:29 pm
Hey, what can I say? I shook my stick at them (read that how you want, cause I know y’all will…….
) but evidently they weren’t in a listening mood. I even offered to trade my best set of wheels (vehicle included!) with a guarantee of no snakes or mice, but all I could hear through the door was their snorts of derisive laughter…………wait ……….snorts of ….. awwwwww, man!!!
May 11th, 2006 at 3:34 pm
And Mike, I tried FedEx and UPS, but they actually want to KNOW what’s inside the box!!! Of all the nerve. All the post office wants to know is is it a gun or food. Kinda like that “high security screening” question you get at the airport, “Have your bags been with you the entire time?” Uh, no, lady, I sent them ahead in the limo cause I FELT like waiting in line for a taxi.
May 12th, 2006 at 2:34 pm
Better use fed ex next time, you should know how slow the postal system is…
May 12th, 2006 at 6:22 pm
That was part of the point, jul. First they care what you send as long as it isn’t a gun or food and second they’re slow. Takes a long time to drive from Texas to Montana, ya know. Even for a such a magnificent machine as my orange Fiesta with the newly installed barbed wire grill guard. (The fence posts act as curb feelers when I park, ya know.)
May 12th, 2006 at 6:55 pm
Is that an 8 cylinder turbo charged Fiesta 4 x 4? With room to seat 1.5 people?
May 12th, 2006 at 10:27 pm
I missed you guys!
May 12th, 2006 at 11:42 pm
Where you been, man?
May 13th, 2006 at 3:23 pm
Without you here Gdfunkrr, it’s been like tequila without salt, Tammy Faye without eye makeup, Harley without Davidson, and Bush without..without…without…ah, hell, it just hasn’t been RIGHT!!
So, is that a house arrest monitor around your ankle or are you just glad to see us?
May 13th, 2006 at 3:49 pm
LMAO, Ber!! ^5!!!
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