Oh God!
Erie County, NY
A caller on Southwestern Boulevard said he heard excessive moaning behind his house. A patrol found it was a foreign exchange student praying loudly.
Found in Bee News
Small Town Misfit
A selection of police blots from small-town papers
May 17th, 2006 at 7:23 pm
“Praying” behind the house? Was he worshipping at the “Temple of Venus”, I wonder? That might expalain the moaning….
May 17th, 2006 at 8:17 pm
OH GOD, I’m COMMING!!!!!!
May 17th, 2006 at 9:36 pm
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Praying to the tube snake God maybe….sounds kind of kinky to me.
May 17th, 2006 at 10:01 pm
Was he facing East?
May 18th, 2006 at 1:28 am
hey Sly, is this where you get the secret sauce? I thought it tasted kind of salty
May 18th, 2006 at 5:46 am
A foreign exchange student from Salt Lake City, Utah who found the special meaning to the term “Mormon Missionary”.
May 18th, 2006 at 7:57 am
Good one, Ber. Better than the dogma-style that their preachin’ over at the Apostolic.
May 18th, 2006 at 9:07 am
Actually, realistic, this particular “vendor” would have more of a middle eastern flavor than we prefer to have at the Road Kill Kafe. We prefer to buy “local” anyway.
May 18th, 2006 at 5:03 pm
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May 18th, 2006 at 6:41 pm
lol
May 18th, 2006 at 8:15 pm
Whoo hoo!! Daisy! You ‘n th’ kids git yo’r Sunday clothes on — and make sho’ Jr. goes down ta th’ rivuh and ‘renches his feet … don’ let him use th’ terlet lahke he did las’ yar! We’s goin’ down to th’ Ca’fay fer supper!
May 18th, 2006 at 9:05 pm
LOL SLY!!