He’s a Natural Lite-z Citizen
Goleta, CA
Following a circus rodeo act inside the Earl Warren Showgrounds, a man wearing a wet shirt doused in alcohol was having trouble leaving the arena. At 7:30 p.m. the obviously intoxicated man approached a patrolling deputy, but not before falling.
When the Spanish-speaking man, 33, was asked how long he’d been in the United States, he replied, “Three beers.†Unable to care for himself, he was arrested for public intoxication and taken to jail.
Found in the Goleta Valley Voice
May 18th, 2006 at 1:25 am
Cheap drunk. Add a match and he would have been completely toasted.
May 18th, 2006 at 1:53 am
Man he must have just arrived. Around here it’s the non spanish-speaking folk who recycle the beer cans and bottles, (lots of 24 oz cans and bottles), from the spanish-speaking folk, and pay of their Mercedes
May 18th, 2006 at 5:44 am
I couldn’t get past “circus rodeo act”…what the f**k?!!
Was there a elephant bulldogging event? Gorillas hog-tying the clowns? Monkeys bronco-busting lions? Dancing dogs lassoing sword swallowers?(No,wait, gotta have opposable thumbs for that.) The fat lady bull riding a snake charmer? If none of those events occured, then the “Circus Rodeo Act” people should be sued for false advertising.
May 18th, 2006 at 5:48 am
That depends, Ber- did you eat those mushrooms we sent you? If you did then the circus should be in full swing right about now…
May 18th, 2006 at 6:04 am
What mushrooms? I didn’t get no steenking mushrooms!
May 18th, 2006 at 8:03 am
We shipped ‘em from Mushroom Manor, just down the street from THE strip mall, Ber!
Anyway, I think the funniest thing about this one is his response to their question of residence. I’m thinking this guy was anticipating a different question from the POlice like, “How much have you had to drink?”
May 18th, 2006 at 3:53 pm
When I read this story I could’nt figure out why this spanish speaking guy was following a circus rodeo act ? Then it occured to me that the man must have been working for the circus rodeo (illegally) and got so drunk while working that he just got confussed and could’nt find his way back to the mexican border . When the police questioned him he just simply panicked….
May 18th, 2006 at 10:33 pm
But he was only WORKING so he COULD be DRINKING.
May 18th, 2006 at 10:35 pm
He drank 3 24 OZ Budweisers
May 19th, 2006 at 8:27 am
More likely 40ozers of Magnum Malt Liquor, or something equally cheap and nasty.
May 19th, 2006 at 12:29 pm
It’s the 40’s of O.E. that’ll get ya, Mike.
May 19th, 2006 at 5:49 pm
WOW, SIZE DOES MATTER!!!
May 19th, 2006 at 8:12 pm
Only in sex, whtgodess.