Personal Treasures
Chadron, NE
3:06 p.m. Woman came in to PD advised she was getting a divorce and has some of his stuff. Woman stated she didnÃt want to go to his house and thought she could leave it at the PD and have him pick it up. Attempted to contact him via phone but was unable to contact. No contact at his residence. Items are a jar of pennies, a Steelers football and a piece of Penn State aluminum foil. Items will be held at dispatch.
Found in the Chadron Record
May 24th, 2006 at 12:38 am
My eyes hurt after reading this. Were the report and the editor both out fishing, leaving some child to write this story? Didnit??
May 24th, 2006 at 1:47 am
be nice to travis, he was trying out a new “secretary” under the desk when he typed this
May 24th, 2006 at 3:23 am
Actually, that’s how they spell (and pronounce) “didn’t” in Chadron.
As a matter of fact, they must all have a problem with contractions in spelling, because one day (I swear to God this is true) I saw some doofus wearing a baseball-type cap with this message printed on it: ‘ If you ani’t a cowboy, you ani’t shit ! ‘
May 24th, 2006 at 4:58 am
funny!
May 24th, 2006 at 5:48 am
Yeah, I maid a killin’ offa them their hats! Actually sold 4 of ‘em; 1 to my borther, 1 to my unkle, 1 to my sundey skool teacheer and 1 to my engleesh teacar.
May 24th, 2006 at 6:43 am
I bit yoo wun tha speilng be didni’t yoo?
May 24th, 2006 at 6:51 am
I’m just wondering how they knew the foil was from Penn State !!!!
May 24th, 2006 at 7:04 am
Maybe it had traces of Nittany shit on it.
May 24th, 2006 at 4:09 pm
I’m wondering why anyone would save tinfoil?!
May 24th, 2006 at 6:00 pm
Like Ber said, it was probably wrapped around a Nittany Lion turd.
May 24th, 2006 at 6:34 pm
mike said “turd”……hehehehehehe
May 24th, 2006 at 8:10 pm
way too funny all !