Another Dead Rabbit
Chadron, NE
4:58 p.m. Caller from Regency Trailer Court advised that the neighbor kids are throwing a dead rabbit around request officers to talk with the kids. Unable to locate.
Found in the Chadron Record
Small Town Misfit
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May 23rd, 2006 at 1:51 pm
we were just trying a new way to tenderize the meat.
May 23rd, 2006 at 2:03 pm
Apparently the Trix rabbit just didn’t get that Trix are for kids….
May 23rd, 2006 at 2:38 pm
I bet that’s the last time those little crumbsnatchers play keep-away with one of my entrees. There’s a reason the cops couldn’t find them, I put on an old “bunny suit” halloween costume and chased them into the woods. They dropped the haasenpfeffer and ran like I was the ghost of Bugs Bunny himself. Unfortunately they scuffed it up pretty bad, so I’ll have to get some new ones for ya, sly.
May 23rd, 2006 at 6:11 pm
What not into tenderized meat? Here’s a question where are kids finding all these rabbits from??
May 23rd, 2006 at 6:15 pm
eww how freak’n gross! what kind of kids play with dead rodents? I betcha the parents of these kids must be mighty proud!
May 23rd, 2006 at 7:26 pm
They probably found it hanging on someone’s porch.
May 23rd, 2006 at 8:25 pm
mom and dad were out for the day………they were at walmart getting mousse for the mullet and more mabelline….
May 23rd, 2006 at 10:00 pm
Amsterdam Vallon is alive and well in Chadron, NE!!! Ber - why didn’t you tell us that you were close personal friends with Leonardo?
May 24th, 2006 at 12:12 am
Hey, Mike! Where the 7734 did you get that last rabbit? I’ve never seen so much meat!!! Must have been at least 160 lbs. …… and the skin makes a real nice floor rug in front of the fireplace at the Montana Road Kill Cafe’. Suckers huge though. I had to move one of the higher priced tables out because it took up so much floor space! It’s a damn shame that we’ve that all our customers lately seem to be have a little trouble seeing. Why not a single customer has made any comment whatsoever about that huge (6′ maybe more) white rabbit fur on the floor. I’m just surprised that there hasn’t been more car accidents with those people on the road.
May 24th, 2006 at 4:52 am
trix are for kids, that is too funny….
May 24th, 2006 at 6:54 am
This girl I know (her name is Alice), showed me a giant rabbit hole. These giant rabbits in waistcoats keep coming out of it mumbling about being “late”. Little do they know they about to be just that (courtesy of a .410 slug from “Jane”) Heck, Ive been getting $75 each just for the pocket watches….
May 24th, 2006 at 6:55 am
The waistcoats are useless, though unless you’re decidedly pear-shaped.
May 24th, 2006 at 7:22 am
But aren’t they darling with their top hats and monocles?
May 24th, 2006 at 9:09 am
The top hats go to Goodwill (so out of style, even the vintage stores can’t move ‘em), and the monacles go to the Lion’s Club (for their eyeglass drive).
May 26th, 2006 at 6:25 am
But wouldn’t the bunny monocles be too small for lion eyes? Wouldn’t wearing those monocles make the lions look less ferocious and more, well, cuddly and cute? Wouldn’t that change how all of society looks upon the lion as a fierce and brave king of the jungle? Wouldn’t they lose their stature in the circle of life within a zoo, and hyenas would take dominion over all wild creatures? Would that mean no more Lion King movies? If so, by all means !!
May 27th, 2006 at 5:46 pm
You can’t hide your lion eyes…….