The Lovin Oven
Rio Grande, NM
1:06 a.m. - Police received a report of a woman screaming in the area of Lovin Oven Bakery. Police did not find a screaming woman. The man who lives in the van behind the shop said he hadn’t heard anything, police reported.
Found in the Rio Grande Sun
May 26th, 2006 at 1:57 am
After they’ve been in the oven for a little bit they quit screaming. Now you know what’s REALLY in mincemeat pie
May 26th, 2006 at 5:12 am
I like the statement “the guy who lives in the van behind the store” that is interesting, I wonder if he knows where I cna get some good smoke? lol
May 26th, 2006 at 6:11 am
The lovin’ Oven… Is that just the name of the bakery, or is that also what the man calls his van on hot days?
May 26th, 2006 at 6:18 am
Is the Lovin’ Oven located on Fleet Street? Does Sweeney Todd own a barber shop oven the bakery?
May 26th, 2006 at 9:31 am
I just want to know if the man lives in a van down by the river…
May 26th, 2006 at 10:52 am
She apparently just found out she had a yeast infection.
May 26th, 2006 at 2:40 pm
At 1 AM? The “man in the van” must be a sound sleeper is all. I bet the woman was just disappointed the bakery wasn’t open to satisfy her munchies for a banana nut muffin. I can hear it now…”Closed! Noooooooo!”
May 26th, 2006 at 4:50 pm
Guy in the van pokes his head out the window of the van and says he never heard a woman scream…while back in the van tied up and with duct tape over her mouth is the victim…screaming silently within
May 26th, 2006 at 6:14 pm
The bakery is the Lovin Oven , the Van is called the Sugar Shack.
May 27th, 2006 at 12:45 am
Adult version of Hansel and Grettle?
May 27th, 2006 at 5:49 am
too funny!