The Naked Runaway
North Ridgeville, OH
Motorists on Route 20 in North Ridgeville about 9 p.m. May 13 got more than eye-full. Police received several reports of a naked woman walking on the road.
The woman told officers she had been staying with a man in a nearby motel when she became suspicious that a third person was hiding in the room and decided to hit the road in the buff.
According to the police, officers searched the room, but couldn’t find a peeping person. However, they did find shady substances and the man was charged with possession of drug paraphernalia.
Found in The Sun
May 28th, 2006 at 12:05 am
Strange people peeping, leaving naked? Sounds like my bro’s friend after smoking an eight-ball
May 28th, 2006 at 2:56 am
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May 28th, 2006 at 7:29 am
“Shady substances” is a euphemism for what, exactly? Must be some good sh*t if it makes you think walking down the road nekkid is better than being peeped on. I mean, how can being seen by literally hundreds of people in public be better than being seen by one or two people in private? Nightmare, my experience with crackheads is that they do get paranoid, but they’re more likely to deal with it by turning out all the lights and huddling in the corner (unless they need another rock). I can’t conceive of a paranoia that would drive a person outdoors naked. Euphoria, maybe (ecstasy, lsd, really good stash, etc.), but not paranoia. Meh, it takes all kinds….
May 28th, 2006 at 9:59 am
Tequilla Made her clothes fall off
May 28th, 2006 at 10:10 am
lol
May 28th, 2006 at 3:06 pm
i guanantee you tequilla WILL make your clothes and other things fall off!!!!!!!!!! LOL………. been there done that but i lost the tshirt when it fell off so I could’nt sell it on ebay.
May 28th, 2006 at 7:46 pm
And the evening was only beginning, Nekid Street-Walker wears 100 SPF SUNBLOCK…NEWS AT 11!
May 29th, 2006 at 8:07 am
Shady substances…would that be charcoal, soot, and black-out paint? Since when did possession of art supplies become illegal?
May 29th, 2006 at 9:37 pm
Noooooo Ber! Shady Substance was the SPF 100!!! You know? SUN-BLOCK?
Or EMENEM, Isn’t he Slim Shady? LOL
May 30th, 2006 at 7:38 am
They have motels in North Ridgeville, OH?
May 30th, 2006 at 8:05 am
“Shady substances” must be cop talk for ‘Anything that makes a woman who looks that bad naked show herself in pupblic must involve illegal sustances.’ Or paraphase Larry the Cable Guy: I don’t care who ya are, that’s illegal right there.’
May 30th, 2006 at 10:31 am
Now she probably didn’t want to give the secrete location of the no tell motel in that area…LOL that area does not suprise me at all
May 31st, 2006 at 10:28 am
Why don’t any of these women ever walk around my neighborhood?
June 1st, 2006 at 12:32 pm
If any women walked around naked in my neighborhood, it’s because they are sooooo ugly and can’t get any. And probably won’t!