Police Looked High and Low
Chattanooga, TN
Police went to S. Orchard Knob Avenue to check out a report that a midget prostitute was working the area.
No midget prostitute could be found.
Found in the Daily Chattanoogan
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May 30th, 2006 at 8:04 am
It was a short investigation! The only thing they found were a bunch of used finger cots.
May 30th, 2006 at 8:21 am
I do believe the police “over-looked” something. I suppose the caller was a John who got “short changed.” Isn’t there some joke about the perfect woman and a flat head that somehow seems oddly appropriate here. Not that I’m an expert, but don’t midget whores usually work with donkeys.
May 30th, 2006 at 10:40 am
Perhaps she came up short of his expectations….Or clicked her way back to Oz before they short arm of the law could grab her.
May 30th, 2006 at 11:15 am
That’s too funny, ITS. Do the police have smiley faces on their badgets? I suppose there is some sort of reciprical arrancement so the police can buy their guns in the sporting goods department.
May 30th, 2006 at 3:21 pm
I wonder if her name was Consuelo?
May 30th, 2006 at 6:12 pm
LOL Mike! ^5!!
May 31st, 2006 at 8:36 pm
If the ‘tute had been an asian male, would his name be Hung Tu Low?
May 31st, 2006 at 9:56 pm
or sum yung guy. lol