I’m Glad There Are No Photos
Columbia, SC
Cops were called to a car wash on Jaybird Lane to remove a man who was drying his truck while wearing nothing but a fishnet G-string. Cops arrested the man for indecent exposure. When they searched his truck, they found a pistol and a 6-inch rubber penis stuffed inside a sock.
Found in the Free Times
May 30th, 2006 at 9:49 pm
I can’t even think of anything for this one except I’m really glad I was’nt the one who found him….EWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Really this is about the funniest thing I have read in a long time. Wonder what his plans were for the gun and ding dong? Makes you wonder LMAO
May 30th, 2006 at 9:55 pm
Perhaps he was planning a bank heist–if shooting didn’t keep the cops away, maybe he could cold-cock them.
May 30th, 2006 at 11:17 pm
Hmm, almost naked man on Jaybird lane—sounds fitting to me
May 31st, 2006 at 4:45 am
At least the guy belives in safe sex, now if he takes that sock off his cock then we should worry. Somehow this is just not the same as Bikini Car Wash.
May 31st, 2006 at 5:07 am
Maybe he carries the gun to make up for the size of the penis?
May 31st, 2006 at 9:41 am
Did that g-string have pockets? I mean, where did he keep all the quarters for the car wash?
May 31st, 2006 at 10:14 am
Is it illegal to have a 6 inch rubber penis in a sock in your truck?
May 31st, 2006 at 11:07 am
I wonder….if he’d have worn pasties, would he have been arrested?
May 31st, 2006 at 12:11 pm
lol, gdfunkrr. ^5
May 31st, 2006 at 12:14 pm
Just looking for love in all the wrong places.
May 31st, 2006 at 1:07 pm
the quarters where in the sock in the truck….There should be a lesson in this…ALWAYS wash your hands after you get quarters from the change machine at the car wash…you never know where they’ve been!!!! Hmmm this makes me think of that saying…who gave you those quarters? THEY ALL DID!!!!!!
May 31st, 2006 at 8:25 pm
EWWW! I would hate to be the cop who had to arrest him. I was wondering where he ad kept the quarters too Ironman ?
May 31st, 2006 at 8:25 pm
had