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16 Responses to “The Phantom Jack Hammer”

1. gdfunkrr Says:
   May 31st, 2006 at 11:08 am

   After a jack hammer gets done with a storm door, there’d be no evidence!

2. mike sawyer Says:
   May 31st, 2006 at 11:13 am

   I wonder if this fella knows what a jackhammer even is?

3. sly2017 Says:
   May 31st, 2006 at 12:12 pm

   I’m thinkin’, No, Mike.

4. ironman Says:
   May 31st, 2006 at 12:27 pm

   Awful lot of effort to damage a storm door: air compressor, jack hammer, hose, truck with tow hitch. Talk about overkill. Seems defacment by sharpie would have been less comspicuous.

5. itsjustme Says:
   May 31st, 2006 at 1:09 pm

   Unless jack hid his hammer after the damage.

6. ironman Says:
   May 31st, 2006 at 3:22 pm

   I suppose he could have hid his hammer in a giant sock in the back seat of his truck at the car wash…but that’s a different story.

7. gdfunkrr Says:
   May 31st, 2006 at 3:53 pm

   You’re right, ironman. If we take into account what itsjustme is saying, I’m sure someone would have to help Jack up onto the truck, let Jack do the damage to the door, wait until Jack is done, help Jack put the equipment away and then they’d have to help Jack off the truck! Whoa….did I just say that?

8. sly2017 Says:
   May 31st, 2006 at 4:41 pm

   That sounds like Jack Sh*t you’re talking about, gdfunkrr. And you said you didn’t know him………..

9. Berlincoln Says:
   May 31st, 2006 at 8:16 pm

   Whoa, Nellie!! Did the truck have a supersized cigarette afterwards?

10. jul Says:
    May 31st, 2006 at 8:29 pm

    Exactly gdfunkrr, there would be no door left . This guy should stay away from the brown acid!

11. itsjustme Says:
    May 31st, 2006 at 9:54 pm

    Ya Know I didn’t think of that Jack hammer thing Like that really …But that was pretty funny

12. stonegatherer Says:
    June 1st, 2006 at 10:29 am

    What really happened was some guy name Jack hammered this guy’s wife
    up against the storm door and damaged it.

13. RATMAN Says:
    June 1st, 2006 at 12:23 pm

    Who the Hell is Jack Hammer?

14. sly2017 Says:
    June 1st, 2006 at 12:46 pm

    Jack Sh*t’s cousin….little brother to Mike Hammer … favorite nephew of Aunt Hank from Arkansas. Does that clear it up for ya, Rat?

15. mike sawyer Says:
    June 1st, 2006 at 9:56 pm

    nyuk, nyuk… good one sly.

16. Berlincoln Says:
    June 3rd, 2006 at 7:10 am

    Jack Hammer? Isn’t that a Robert Palmer song? Or Armand Hammer’s nephew?

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