The Big Mac Attack
Durango, CO
9:22 p.m. A recreational vehicle went through the drive-through at McDonald’s ignoring the height restriction and wrecking the drive-through.
Found in the Durango Herald
Small Town Misfit
A selection of police blots from small-town papers
May 31st, 2006 at 4:18 pm
I just got sick and tired of being screwed at the drive through! How hard is it to get the order right and toss in some ketchup and napkins!
May 31st, 2006 at 4:50 pm
That f#cking ad, I hate that f#cking ad,……. “Get your smile on!”……… yeah, I”m gonna get MY smile on…. I’m gonna get YOUR smile on, too, there Miss I-Can’t-Speak-English-So-They-Put-Me-On-The-Drive-thru-Intercom…. gonna get it pasted RIGHT THERE on the grill — on Taz’s ass. Heh…heh…….heh……….Daisy, where’s my meds?!
May 31st, 2006 at 5:09 pm
So, the thump and clatter of the hanging bar going down the length of the roof wasn’t enough of a clue for this guy? I think Mc D’s has found a less-gifted customer than the old lady who crotched the coffee…..
May 31st, 2006 at 5:56 pm
My dogs hate McDonalds …I have yet to get an order straight from there …and whats with those Fries …Not all McDonalds are created equal I’m still waiting for their we skrewed up coupons. Why are hey complaining about this guy ignoring that sign??? It seems to me that the ignore half of what you order and then have an attitude … hehe I like bugger Kings
May 31st, 2006 at 7:42 pm
oh yeah not sorry one little bit. they lie about the quality, they lie about the service, and I can’t be sure about my order cause I don’t understand a word thr intercom says to me. I just though they lied about the height. OOOOOPS (my a$$)
May 31st, 2006 at 8:15 pm
Try a Chinese take-out drive thru. If you can understand anything they say, you must be tripping.
McDoff’s (as they say in Germany) is the Walmart of fast food. I’ve heard horror stories about how the “cooks” (for lack of a lesser word) add a little extra “flavor” to those special “hold the lettuce, light sauce please” orders.
If I haven’t cooked it myself, I consider it tainted.
May 31st, 2006 at 8:23 pm
Aww, come on guys, let’s look at the bright side…you can get a toy with you meal.
May 31st, 2006 at 8:35 pm
You’re right, ironman…the toy rules.
May 31st, 2006 at 8:36 pm
I have a four year old son who I have never taken to McDonalds but he knows they sell food there.
May 31st, 2006 at 9:52 pm
Ok they do have some cool toys true…I got the build a bear monkey some of them suck also. Attitude wise they are ranking up there with Wally world, Oh wait take that back …the cops here don’t even go to Mickey D’s We did find out that MD’s refuse to give scholarships to Native Americans because they feel they get too much! Obviously they don;t give enough scholarships out considering a majority of their employees can’t take an order right. Does anyone remember when they used real Potaotes for their fries? Oh I just head from older family Members about that…..LOL
May 31st, 2006 at 10:42 pm
They used to fry ‘em in lard, too. They switched to vegetable oil for everything but the fries pretty early on, but fries taste SOOOO much better fried in lard.
May 31st, 2006 at 10:50 pm
Everything tastes better made with lard.
May 31st, 2006 at 10:55 pm
‘Specially biscuits
May 31st, 2006 at 11:37 pm
As an ex McEmployee, you would not believe how often people think they can make it under that sign (or around the concretepoles, and the building). As for the cooks habits, I refuse to eat at the one I used to work at. I’m with just me (and would get burger king at break time) and also with berlincoln, if I didn’t cook it, I won’t eat it.
June 1st, 2006 at 9:07 am
Most of the MD’s here, are very nasty! the fries are never cooked right (even AFTER we ask for extra well done) and they have that grainy uncooked thing going on. I had an Upper management person call me back after complaining about thier service, and was told the timersare set, they can’t do anything about it! I told her my mind is set also and That’s why it RARELY turns into a McDonalds, but has no problem when it sees Burger Kings, Taco bell or Even Wendy’s. She thanked me for being so kind and letting her know about my recent visit, But unfortuntely she didn’t really care. Thinking about what Nightmare said EWWWWWWWW
can only imagine.
June 1st, 2006 at 9:31 am
No, its, she didn’t care at all. For every customer who has enough self-respect and b*lls to demand good service, there are 4 or 5 much less demanding idiots in line behind him (her) wondering why that jerk can’t just take what they’re given and get out of the way. You can make yourself feel a little better by refusing to give these people your money, but don’t expect them to give a frog’s butt about it.
June 1st, 2006 at 12:20 pm
I want a grilled McGopher, supersize fries, and a Ex-lax shake to go!
June 1st, 2006 at 12:43 pm
Grilled McGopher is being served at the Road Kill Kafe, Rat. Just follow the yellow brick road, watch out for that 10′ stick in the road, oh, and the barbed wire. Ber, Mike and I are out getting supplies right now. But we’ll leave the light on for ya…….
June 2nd, 2006 at 4:58 am
anger issues anyone?
June 2nd, 2006 at 9:59 am
No, thanks, nan. I have plenty. But thanks for asking.
June 3rd, 2006 at 7:09 am
I have a box full of anger issues I need to return to Walmart. They were all too large, and not one had the complimentary can of whoop-ass as was promised. I think I will exchange them for a set of morality issues, which come with free blinders and are all straight laced. Oh, wait, I think I just saw a price roll back on parenting issues in the toy department…..