Gophers and Trees Beware!
Bozeman, MT
A person told police there was a suspicious vehicle on North 27th Avenue. The people inside the vehicle were shooting gophers with a slingshot.
And
A man wearing a cloak was throwing daggers into a tree. He was asked to leave.
Found in the Bozeman Daily Chronicle
May 31st, 2006 at 8:34 pm
The day Sherlock Holmes starts killing gophers in a tree with a slingshot and knife is the day I become a vegan B’Hai and move to Tuthill, South Dakota!
May 31st, 2006 at 10:33 pm
I didnit knowed it wuz ilegul tuh hunt frum muh car. I thawt that wus only iffen ya had a ryful.
May 31st, 2006 at 10:36 pm
SLY!! Pick up them knives and get back in the kitchen!!! The Roasted Gopher Surprise is about to become Mystery Crispy Critter. You know youre supposed to save the stash for after the dinner rush!
May 31st, 2006 at 10:53 pm
It wasn’t MY fault!!! I told Daisy to get me my med’s. Dad’burn wife, she got the wrong ones……….. um, Mike, you, uh …. seen my cleaver? It kinda bounced when it hit the tree, and, well ….. when I ducked, I lost sight of it.
June 1st, 2006 at 7:29 am
Didn’t anyone read the “Bubba’s Varment Killin’ Company” sign on the side of the truck? What we have cheer is a bonafide business venture. I for one would have kept the guy with the knife. I mean, what talent! Cloak provides drama and intrigue while the knife provides visual and audio (twaanng!) effects all while removing those pesky gofers. Sick? Yes. But you gotta love it!!
June 1st, 2006 at 8:57 am
Ya know, I find the replies to these bizarre little snippets as if not more amusing than the snippets themselves. Huzzah to the regular repliers!!!
June 1st, 2006 at 9:37 am
Now it would really be a trick if they loaded the slingshots with knives! Let’s see ‘em do that!!!!
Ber, I’m in SD but, never heard of Tuthill. Where is that?
June 1st, 2006 at 10:23 am
Cloak and Dagger ….. hmmmm
June 1st, 2006 at 6:21 pm
gdfunkrr, Tuthill is in south central SD…or, in other words, if SD needed an enema, Tuthill is where they’d put the nozzle.
June 2nd, 2006 at 5:06 am
ber said enema………..hehehehehe
June 2nd, 2006 at 9:58 am
You must have gotten THAT enema at the Wal-Mart Super Center, Ber. I’ve never seen one with a NOZZLE. That’s a load of sh*t to need a nozzle, or a big asshole — or both. Does it come with a 30 gal. lawn and yard bag to hold the water?
June 2nd, 2006 at 4:21 pm
Now THAT”S a vivid picture:-p
June 3rd, 2006 at 7:02 am
Sly, looks like your imagination is larger than a 30 gal trash bag.