Hulkamania
Goleta Valley, CA
A patrol officer for the Sheriff’s Department returned to work to find a mysterious brown box in his mail slot. Inside, the officer found over two grams of marijuana and less than one gram of hashish tucked inside a plastic drinking mug. A Hulk Hogan scarf and wristband were also in the box. While there was no letter with the package, the box contained an address of the Goleta sender and a Chicago recipient. The report indicated the officer was unclear about how the box made it to his mail station.
Found in the Goleta Valley Voice
June 19th, 2006 at 9:43 am
The gram of hash might be ok, but the 2 grams of pot?!! You can’t make a decent joint with 2 grams of pot. Sounds like some one is trying to get the package’s stated sender in trouble — and didn’t want to sacrifice much of their stash in the process.
June 19th, 2006 at 10:21 am
I gess it depends on the seed count, iron. I get 2 decent doobs to a gram from my regular place. I agree about trying to cause someone grief, though. Here’s what bothers me about this. Regardless of the appaent misdelivery isn’t it a federal crime to open a package that is addressed to someone else (if it was delivered by the USPS and placed in an approved Mail receptacle)? Even the Police need probable cause or a duly executed search warrant to do so, right? I see nothing “mysterious” about the package at all, except that it ended up in the wrong place.
June 19th, 2006 at 11:04 am
Hey, Mike, I was just trying to grease the wheels a little for the permits for the new Kafe’. I told the guy I didn’t want to send it to his work, but he insisted. Said he didn’t want the package to be traceable to his home. That’s the last time I let Daisy’s brother point me in the right direction for someone to “help” with the red tape.
June 19th, 2006 at 12:38 pm
Nan? Did you forget something?
June 19th, 2006 at 3:48 pm
Actually Mike, I believe that if the post office delivers something to you, regardless of how it is addressed, it is yours. So, technically, this cop is in possession. Perhaps this officier needs to meet the guy with the 7 tubes of lubricant becuase where he is going he will need it.
June 19th, 2006 at 6:34 pm
my weed, someone found it?
June 20th, 2006 at 9:58 am
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HIM