I Smell A Threat
Durango, CO
11:05 p.m. A caller found an onion with a knife through it in the 2100 block of Crestview Drive. Attached to the onion was a picture of the caller’s roommate. The roommate’s name was also written on the back of the onion with a Sharpie.
Found in the Durango Herald
June 26th, 2006 at 7:20 pm
Oh oh oh!!!! I was soooooo there!!!!!
June 26th, 2006 at 8:11 pm
ooo did the bad widdle woomate make someone CWIE?
June 26th, 2006 at 8:12 pm
ooo did the bad widdle woomate make someone CWIE? Oh, I’m so FWIGHTEND!!
June 26th, 2006 at 8:12 pm
Is there an echo in here?
June 26th, 2006 at 10:00 pm
okaaaaaaaaay!
June 27th, 2006 at 7:55 am
I wonder if any tears were shed because of this, this…ahem, threat. Hey Ber - Spending some time in the Alps as of late?
June 27th, 2006 at 7:57 am
Onions can make anyone cry, Ber. The only thing mysterious here is how the Ginsu knife got too dull to cut through the onion. Where is that warranty number when you need it.
June 28th, 2006 at 11:37 am
So does the roommate really look like an onion?