No Parking
Erie County, NY
A St. Boniface Road reported her doorbell was rung and five minutes later she went to the door and found a “no parking†sign at the doorstep.
Found in Bee News
Small Town Misfit
A selection of police blots from small-town papers
June 29th, 2006 at 4:51 am
It took her five minutes to answer the door? If I would have been waiting at the door, I would have felt like I was parked there too.
June 29th, 2006 at 5:37 am
she had to take the last toke, put the bong down, put the lighter where she would be able to find it later, cause she is always losing it, then she had to exhale, spray air freshener, brush her teeth, spray air freshener again cause she could not remeber if she sprayed it before, find her lighter, do another bong hit, then go to the door. not do you see why it took 5 mins?????
June 29th, 2006 at 6:54 am
That’s the best excuse I’ve ever heard.
June 29th, 2006 at 7:17 am
maybe she was hunting fire extinshier in case it was flaming dog poop
June 29th, 2006 at 8:21 am
Schools Out.
June 29th, 2006 at 8:39 am
Someone gives her a free “no parking” sign, and she calls the law to bitch? You just can’t make friendly with some people.
June 29th, 2006 at 9:26 am
I believe…it’s the sign of the times.
June 29th, 2006 at 10:04 am
A day in the life of nanedwards when the religous folk come a’knockin’!
June 29th, 2006 at 12:00 pm
It was an Alien from the planet *Zone… he left his phrase book on the ship, so his question came out sounding like: “Take me to your meter”.
June 29th, 2006 at 6:10 pm
at work and at home, baby!
June 29th, 2006 at 8:30 pm
that no parking sign is going to come in handy if she ever cuts the lawn and finds that car hidden in the weeds.
June 30th, 2006 at 10:20 am
What, no flamming sheet in a bag? Seems to me this prankster should have left an “out to lunch” sign instead. Perhaps there is more too this. Like perhaps she keeps parking in an illegal spot and the neighbor is trying to send a messgae — again. Personnaly, I think knifing the sign to her door would have been clearer, but to each their own.
June 30th, 2006 at 10:27 am
So you’d give her the sign and a free knife, iron?
June 30th, 2006 at 10:46 am
Just don’t forget the ginsu, iron.
June 30th, 2006 at 12:34 pm
What can I say, I’m a generous guy, Mike. Besides, that roommate with the onion didn’t want it anymore. I just figured the knife would help her get the ‘point’.
July 1st, 2006 at 9:46 am
good one Ironman! I probably would have done that too, maybe she’ll get the point like you said..