The Aligator Hunter
Avon Lake, OH
An Avon Lake man nearly called the Crocodile Hunter July 17 when he looked on his Surrey Lane porch and saw a small alligator. Instead, he called police, who removed the animal _ which turned out to be made of rubber _ from the home.
Found in The Sun
July 27th, 2006 at 4:36 pm
The old rubber spider on a string gag grew old so they used a rubber alligator. The guys obviously an easy mark. As for the gag…I like it!
July 27th, 2006 at 5:00 pm
too funny
July 27th, 2006 at 5:55 pm
What a backup mess it could’ve caused should he have otherwise tried to flush it down the sewer. Thankfully he did call the police.
July 27th, 2006 at 6:31 pm
Boy, you gotta watch out fer them ‘gators in Ohio, I hear they grow ‘em real mean up there. The rubber ones, anyway.
July 27th, 2006 at 6:39 pm
the alligator was hiding behind a flaming bag full of an unknown substance
July 28th, 2006 at 10:45 am
Give the poor guy a break..Man next time you call the police, make sure it is the real deal and not some dangerous biting rubber…have a good one!!
July 28th, 2006 at 11:53 am
Can you imagine being scared witless by the sight of an unanimated animal?
At last! The secret hideout of Chicken Man, the blooper hero, is revealed!
July 28th, 2006 at 12:19 pm
Do they even have Crocodile Hunters in Ohio?
July 28th, 2006 at 1:43 pm
This guy has got to be Ohio’s biggest moron.
July 28th, 2006 at 2:49 pm
I wouldn’t be so sure of that, Stone, they grow ‘em pretty big in Ohio.
July 29th, 2006 at 10:23 am
I would tink Its too cold in ohio for alligators except maybe in the zoo.
July 29th, 2006 at 10:24 am
OOPs sorry I meant think.
July 29th, 2006 at 2:10 pm
good. we wouldn’t want you to tink, mhol. Especially in a small room or crowded elevator.
July 29th, 2006 at 5:11 pm
dont you mean stink?
July 29th, 2006 at 11:01 pm
MHUL, You always correct yourself. I think it is cute, I do the same thing on IM’S, I don’t know why, I just can’t let a word that I have mis-spelled go UNFIXED either. You go girl!!! I just think it is cute!
BUT, if you REALLY meant (tink), you just go right on ahead kiddo. We are here to judge the (OTHER GUY), not each other. It’s your OWN business, unless Travis picks it up in a Police Blot, and then your ASSETS belong to US!!!