The Out-of-Towner
Atlanta, GA
On Cleveland avenue, a 34-year-old man said a woman walked up and asked him for a ride. The man wasn’t familiar with the area, so he got into the passenger seat and let the woman drive his car. (He had never met this woman before and didn’t get her name.) She drove north on I-75 and stopped at a vacant house in the area of Metropolitan Parkway, where another man appeared. The woman went through the 34-year-old’s pockets and took $60 and his cell phone. She told the 34-year-old to stay at the vacant house … then she and the other man drove away in the 34-year-old’s car (a Ford Explorer). He called police and reported his car stolen.
Found in Creative Loafing
August 10th, 2006 at 5:46 am
Ya know what the sad thing is this man actually had a drivers license
August 10th, 2006 at 8:32 am
yeah…another sad thing is he had a brain and never used it
August 10th, 2006 at 9:23 am
Obviously, this woman charmed the poor guy to the point that he couldn’t grasp the fact that she was luring him to the vacant house for a “snow” job instead of a…
August 10th, 2006 at 10:04 am
Dumber than a box of rocks . . . I can hear the hooting and snorting around the coffee pot at the Station House
August 10th, 2006 at 11:39 am
I think your giving too much credit to “boxes of rocks”.
August 10th, 2006 at 12:32 pm
this story translated: Out of town man drives into the big city for a little action of the two legged variety … Man sees hooker and stops to rent a date … Woman claims that “for just a few dollars more than (regular)” she can go out on the town with him like a real date. Man pays up and then walks into a house to wait for her to change into more presentable clothes while girl and her real boyfriend (pimp) go out the other door and drive away with his vehicle.
August 11th, 2006 at 3:35 pm
He must have been a Northerner charmed by the a Southern Bell.
August 13th, 2006 at 8:37 am
Southern Bell…as in DING-DONG?