But Mom! I Don’t Want To Turn Down My Stereo
Lockport, NY
Stephen C. Payne, 32, 9272 Ridge Road, Hartland, was charged Sunday morning with disorderly conduct. Deputies responded to his home after his mother called from her home and said Payne was allegedly drunk and out of control. The report said deputies found Payne in his front yard, reportedly upset that his mother told him to quiet down and go to sleep. Deputies asked him several times to be quiet and stop swearing, which he did for a few seconds each time. Payne also allegedly went in his home and turned his stereo on at full volume. He was held in lieu of $100 and will appear Tuesday in Hartland Town Court.
Found in the Lockport Union-Sun & Journal

August 25th, 2006 at 3:51 am
She shoulda put the fear of god into him while he was still young enough to learn it. She must have been one of those touchy feely “give him love and praise instead of spankings” types. Now she is reaping the rewards.
August 25th, 2006 at 5:22 am
Time to wean that boy. All it takes is a firm boot against his lazy ass.
August 25th, 2006 at 7:09 am
Some people just can’t control their mouths once you add alchol to the mix…..wonder if he felt that maybe he should have shut up the next morning when he woke up in jail?
August 25th, 2006 at 8:50 am
32 and still lives at home with Mommy–what a loser.
August 25th, 2006 at 10:01 am
…yeah, when he/she woke up in jail still dressed as Stephanie!
August 26th, 2006 at 8:30 am
^^5 Leah…LMAO!