I Fight Whole Families
Rio Grande, NM
4:58 a.m. - A Santo Niño Lane woman reported that a man had challenged his entire family to a fight and was presently hitting his mother.
Found in the Rio Grande Sun
Small Town Misfit
A selection of police blots from small-town papers
August 24th, 2006 at 4:03 am
Whatta wuss! Pick a fight with your entire family and start with your mother? He’s lucky the rest of the family didn’t pile on and beat some manners into him.
August 24th, 2006 at 5:37 am
Mike, so that was YOU that witnessed our family reunion last summer? I wondered who special ordered the crowd control team with mace and high pressure water hoses. Such a to-do over a bunch of people fighting over who got to tap the keg.
August 24th, 2006 at 6:44 am
Sounds like one of my ex husbands family reunions except they are from the East Coast
August 24th, 2006 at 9:48 am
Mike, hell yeah I’m takin’ Mom out first! SHE was the disciplinarian, not Dad. And while, as the saying goes, she may not be as good as she once was, she’s as good once as she ever was — and trust me, once is enough!
August 24th, 2006 at 4:13 pm
What a nice kid, hitting the woman who brought him into the world, what a nice way of saying thanks mom for eveverything . This creep belongs in jail for a very very long time…
August 24th, 2006 at 7:17 pm
You have to admit, in most families the minute you hit their mother the fight is on.
August 28th, 2006 at 12:43 pm
I kicked Mom’s ass Dad, now get up out of your wheelchair, your next!