Never Bring A Raccoon To a Phone Fight
Waynesboro, GA
Police responded to a report that a 50-year-old man hit his 46-year-old sister with a dead raccoon at their home on Hillhouse Street last Friday.
The woman told police the altercation began when she accused her brother of letting someone use her outside water spigot.
She said her brother began cursing and yelling at her, saying he did let someone use her water. He then struck her in the face with a dead raccoon he had been cleaning.
The man told police he did throw the raccoon at his sister, but only after she hit him with her phone.
Police noted the brother could not give a written statement at the time because he was intoxicated.
The man retrieved his property from the residence and left without incident. Officers advised him not to return.
Found in The True Citizen
August 29th, 2006 at 3:32 am
The police evicted an intoxicated man on no notice without a court order? I don’t know about Georgia, but in Michigan this is a violation of several laws (with steep monetary penalties) and would give a rental-law specialist a “glass-cutter” woody.
August 29th, 2006 at 8:16 am
was that dead raccoon on way to Road Kill Cafe
August 29th, 2006 at 9:13 am
Mike! Are you losin’ “product” out the back door again? I told you you needed to get that d@mn latch fixed. Now I gotta go ’splain to the chef why he needs to tweak the menu. You KNOW how he hates to tweak the menu, or have you forgotten the Iguana Gnash already? Jr. hasn’t — he loved that lizard…….
August 30th, 2006 at 5:57 am
Why does the song “Dueling Banjos” keep going through my head when I read this?
August 30th, 2006 at 7:28 pm
Lemme hear ya squeal like a pig!
August 31st, 2006 at 9:51 pm
” Loudah! Loudah! “