Why Does Everyone Hide In The Dryer?
Columbia, SC
Police found a 26-year-old man hiding inside a dryer in the laundry room at Gable Oaks apartments on Colleton Street on Aug. 20. The man was wielding a box cutter and a buck knife. He had stolen $2.74 in change and was arrested for burglary, yielding an unlawful weapon and petit larceny.
Found in the Free Times

August 30th, 2006 at 9:46 pm
All that for $2.74? Things must have been slow in Columbia that night.
August 31st, 2006 at 3:46 am
Yielding an unlawful weapon? Does that mean he handed it right over to the officer when requested? I wonder what the charge would have been if he hadn’t?
August 31st, 2006 at 9:57 am
All that for $2.74? Yeah, I’d say that definately “petit” larceny. Dd-dd-definately. A boxcutter is an unlawful weapon? Someone better call the cops, send them to Wal-Mart, cause they’re selling them in the home improvement section. Ber, here is the chance you’ve been waiting for…. yeah, it ain’t much to go on, but hey, tax evasion took down Capone.