Shorts Fuse
Delray Beach, FL
A woman called police after she heard her sister yelling for her husband to get off of her in their home in the 2800 block of Angler Drive. The man had pinned down his wife on their bed during an argument over her wearing the boxer shorts he needed for work. He did not let her go until the police arrived.
Found in the Palm Beach Post
September 21st, 2006 at 6:57 am
And he needed to wear that particular pair to work because… ???
September 21st, 2006 at 9:05 am
It was his “onliest”, holiest pair, leah, and he apparently didn’t want Slim Jim and the twins tapping, tapping, tapping on his barn door.
September 21st, 2006 at 10:24 am
What aggravated him was… he had only worn them 5 days and if he had turned them inside out could have worn them 5 more days.
September 21st, 2006 at 12:52 pm
And best part is he doesn’t even have to hold them to put them on for the last five days, either. Just stand them in the corner at night and step into them the next day.
September 21st, 2006 at 10:22 pm
lmao!
You guys…
September 22nd, 2006 at 9:58 am
What?
*shrug shoulders, completely innocent look on face*
September 22nd, 2006 at 1:49 pm
So why was she wearing them anyway? Trying to get pregnant by the old redneck underwear swapping trick?