Driving With The Top Down
Grass Valley, CA
At 9 p.m., a person reported a man in a white Ford Mustang convertible who was standing up naked while the car traveled south on South Auburn Street. A dispatcher advised patrol.
Found in the Union
Small Town Misfit
A selection of police blots from small-town papers
September 20th, 2006 at 3:33 am
Which leads us to the question, was it really a naked guy standing up in a moving car? Or was it just another Grass Valley Hallucination?
September 20th, 2006 at 10:01 am
Since it doesn’t say whether or not he was alone, I just wanna know what he was using to steer the car whilst he stood.
Now that ’s is talent!!!
September 20th, 2006 at 6:35 pm
some guys will do anything for a b___w j_b
September 21st, 2006 at 6:51 am
…but if you apply the theory of relativity, will he get there any sooner?
September 22nd, 2006 at 2:31 pm
The talent comes into play if the car was a standard and not an automatic, Id be impressed!
September 23rd, 2006 at 2:44 am
I’d have to agree with ya there, Barnyard. And of course, no cruise control….