The Savior Goes Lowes
Rio Grande, NM
1:15 p.m. —A man wearing a golf shirt and walking with a child approached Lowe’s Home Improvement customers and declared he was Jesus. The child with “Jesus” had a bloody nose. Police made contact with the man, called his wife and determined it was okay for him to be with the child and that declaring oneself Jesus was not a criminal activity.
Found in the Rio Grande Sun
September 27th, 2006 at 3:48 am
I’m sure there is one being ^^ who might resent that, though.
September 27th, 2006 at 3:55 am
Funny, the article doesn’t mention if the man was Mexican or not…
September 27th, 2006 at 11:26 am
I’m confused … First off isn’t Lowes part of Wally World, (then that can explain why it is off the wall
and secondly, if he was who he said he was, wouldn’t he have been able to stop that bloody nose, and Mike, I thought the same thing as I read it….So Maybe his name really was Jesus. (pronounced Yeh - Huse) 
September 27th, 2006 at 3:19 pm
how lowe can you goooooo
September 27th, 2006 at 3:27 pm
Well, I suppose it is OK as long as he stays out of the lumber department.
September 28th, 2006 at 10:15 pm
everyone in NM is a Mexican some are old some are new
October 13th, 2006 at 1:43 pm
Lowe’s is not owned by Wal-Mart, never has been, never will be. Dude must be a wierdo!
October 13th, 2006 at 1:44 pm
I’ve never understood why people are so crazy, guess we’ll never know, i wonder who called the cops??? I would have been too busy laughing and not believing him.