Nice Place For a Nap
Medina, OH
A 27-year-old Medina man was arrested for disorderly conduct by intoxication and drug possession after police found him passed out near the intersection of South Court Street and Lafayette Road just before 5 a.m. Sept. 16. According to police reports, the man was in the middle of the road in a fetal position, smelled of alcohol and was snoring.
Found in the Medina Sun

October 1st, 2006 at 12:40 am
I wish I could relax like that….and survive.
October 1st, 2006 at 9:45 am
A performance artist of dubious reknown, he fell asleep during his paraphrasial rendition of the puke anthem “Dead Drunk in the Middle of the Road.”
October 1st, 2006 at 6:50 pm
Whenm drunk a rosebed is better than the sidewalk.
October 2nd, 2006 at 6:55 pm
How can a unconscious person be charged for disorderly conduct? Don’t you kinda have to be awake to have any kind of “conduct” in the first place, much less the disorderly kind.