The Fast Food Fornicators
Greenacres, FL
Police were called to a business in the 6500 block of Forest Hill Boulevard about a naked, drunken man trying to enter a business and attack an employee. An employee said that the man and a woman were in the backseat of a black Oldsmobile that was driven by another man and they ordered food. The employee said the man and woman were having sex.
The employee told the driver to pull to the front of the business because of a mistake in the order. The employee stepped out of the business and handed a bag to the woman. The woman then said that he touched her breast. The naked man exited the car and attacked the employee. The employee tried to run into the business, but the man followed him and punched him in the eye. The man was lying on the ground with his body half inside and half outside, causing the door of the business to be open.
The man stood up, went into the business and stumbled several times as he walked toward the bathroom. The officer made contact with the man who smelled like alcohol and had slurred speech. The man was arrested.
Found in the Palm Beach Post
October 2nd, 2006 at 1:43 pm
…and the last words heard was the man saying to his naked girl friend as they were handcuffed and drove off was…”was it good for you?”
October 2nd, 2006 at 6:49 pm
Uh oh, looks like someone isn’t going to be getting his toy from that happy meal.
October 2nd, 2006 at 8:09 pm
always florida!
October 3rd, 2006 at 6:34 pm
So THAT’s where they get that “Special Sauce”.
October 4th, 2006 at 1:47 pm
Having sex in a car at McDonalds? Brings a whole new meaning to the term “Super size me.”