The Nautilus
Waynesboro, GA
A Rincon man reported that his vehicle suffered extensive water damage while he was at Brigham Landing last Saturday.
He told deputies he was attempting to unload his boat from a trailer when he accidentally backed his vehicle into the Savannah River.
Found in the True Citizen
October 14th, 2006 at 7:58 am
And he called the police, why? Because he enjoys the sound of uniformed laughter, I suppose. If I did this, I’m not sure I’d even tell my insurance company about it, forget about the police…
October 14th, 2006 at 5:34 pm
Yeah, right? How does someone “accidently” back into a river???
October 14th, 2006 at 7:35 pm
Well, it’s real common among potential Darwin award winners. All you have to do is leave the engine on, the truck (mostly) in park, and the emergency brake off and, voila! instant “accident”.
“No, officer, I don’t know HOW my emergency brake came off. Yeah, I’m certain I turned the engine off. No, the keys were in my pocket. Honest. Can I get a copy of that report for my insurance?”
October 15th, 2006 at 10:58 pm
Lol!!!