Cat Chow
Logan, UT
An individual believes that her neighbor has taken her cat and is going to eat it. She would like an officer to come down and check all of her neighbor’s freezers.
Found in the Utah Statesman
Small Town Misfit
A selection of police blots from small-town papers
October 14th, 2006 at 7:56 am
Sly, tell the kitchen crew to skin up that last batch of cats, pronto. I picked up a couple of them near Logan, and I don’t remember which ones.
October 14th, 2006 at 5:39 pm
…and they’d recognize her cat how? DNA? Dental records? Most people skin animals and cut them up before putting them in the freezer. If this were to really happen, a cat would look just like chicken.
October 14th, 2006 at 7:29 pm
Tastes like it, too, leah………..at least that’s what the customers say.
Mike, no worries, the way the chef filet’s, I’m not sure DNA would even be possible.
October 15th, 2006 at 11:07 pm
DNA-free cat fillets? Are they like, on your diet menu?
October 16th, 2006 at 11:47 am
Yep, leah. It’s the ultimate diet. I call it the True South Beach diet. It looks like food, smells like food, but, like all diets, it has no taste whatsoever. (And, yes, that is a double entendre’ for the Road Kill Kafe’)
October 16th, 2006 at 1:36 pm
IYum! Meow Mein.
October 17th, 2006 at 8:37 pm
Or “Meow Chein”.