The Gorgeous Knocker
Delray Beach, FL
A man knocked on a door in the 900 block of Dogwood Drive and told the homeowner that he was gorgeous and did not talk to ugly people. The man, who was a stranger to the homeowner, then got in his car and left.
Found in the Palm Beach Post
October 18th, 2006 at 2:43 am
That’s a good idea to say that to any annoying person who knocks on your door.
October 18th, 2006 at 3:52 am
?!
October 18th, 2006 at 5:08 pm
Yeah, I’d have said: “Then what the hell you botherin’ me for?” and slammed the door on his crazy ass.
October 19th, 2006 at 11:26 am
I would have said, “Yeah, but……
“I’m too sexy for your face,
Too sexy for your head,
Too sexy for your bod,
Too sexy…………..”