Downtown Julie Brown
Santa Barbara, CA
Sunday, Oct. 22, 3:19 a.m. - IVFP deputies received a request for service from the owner of Deja Vu Cafe on Embarcadero del Norte because an 18-year-old woman refused to leave the eatery.
When officers arrived at the scene, they found the subject crying at the counter. A deputy attempted to find out why the woman was upset, but during questioning, the disheveled subject kept exposing her bra to the officers and would not answer their questions.
During the incident, a man claiming to be the subject’s cousin stood outside waiting to take the woman home. However, the drunk diner said she did not want to go with the man because she did not know where she was.
The officers removed the woman from the restaurant, arrested her for public intoxication and transported her to the IVFP office for booking. As she sat in the office, the woman started ranting about various, unrelated topics, and told officers she wanted to have a conversation about the government.
The woman continued her rambling, telling officers they should treat her with respect because she was going to be on MTV.
After a while, the woman gave up trying to engage the officers, so she began talking to herself. She repeatedly asserted that the officers would “be the death of her†because they put on her handcuffs too tightly.
Despite the officer’s torturous restraining mechanisms, the subject managed to survive the booking. The woman was transported to the Santa Barbara County Jail, where she was housed, pending sobriety.
found in the Daily Nexus Online
October 25th, 2006 at 1:45 am
OMG!!!! ROFLMMFAO!!!! There is absolutely NO comment that can top this story, Travis. I think this belongs at the top of the All Time Classic list, personally. And to think, Santa Barbara is no where NEAR Grass Valley.
October 25th, 2006 at 4:02 am
Love the attempt at snide humor in the last paragraph. Too bad they didn’t publish her BAC, I’d be willing to bet it was over 0.2
October 25th, 2006 at 1:44 pm
You got it Sly. It’s going in the classic bin.
Travis
October 25th, 2006 at 10:24 pm
This story is just too funny, she probably thought she get special treatment for posing as a wanna be celebrity .. Nice try lady , goes to show you that their are freaks all over California , not just in Grass Valley….