Wait, Now He’s Got More Hair
Arlington, MA
At 10:48 a.m., an employee at a Massachusetts Avenue business called police after a man stole a bottle of Rogaine. The suspect is described as a white male in his 20s with a shaved head and “light returning hair growth.”
Found in the Arlington Advocate

October 27th, 2006 at 7:47 pm
I can’t shake the feeling that the makers of Rogaine somehow planted this report as a means of subliminal adveritsing…
October 28th, 2006 at 5:34 am
If that’s the case, pity the poor guy they recruited to steal Viagra.