The Pine Nut
Isla Vista, CA
Wanting to get to the bottom of her mysterious disappearing pine nuts, a woman contacted authorities requesting help. The woman explained to deputies that, not only are her pine nuts missing, her toothpaste and clothes have been found strewn upon the floor of her trailer.
Found in the Goleta Valley Voice
October 28th, 2006 at 5:23 am
Sounds like a classic case of an errant squirrel with a dazzling smiile and a penchant for cross species-dressing.
October 28th, 2006 at 11:37 am
After contract negotiations went “Yahhoo hoo hooo hoooey”, Chip and Dale found themselves having to resort to old theatrical tricks to survive.
October 28th, 2006 at 2:19 pm
WOOHOO! My ex finally made a blotter.
October 31st, 2006 at 12:44 pm
not only are her pine nuts missing
That says it all, doesn’t it?