The Neighborhood Leak
Rio Grande, NM
5:39 p.m. — A female caller reported that a male neighbor kept going outside to pee in front of her children who were playing outside. Police advised the man to stop urinating outside his front door.
Found in the Rio Grande Sun
November 1st, 2006 at 4:52 am
It’s a shorter walk to the front door than the toilet from the couch in front of the TV. Geez, ya want a guy to have a heart attack, here?
November 1st, 2006 at 12:26 pm
Not to mention the good commercials you miss when you go to the back of the house. From the front porch, I can still see and hear the tv.
November 2nd, 2006 at 4:40 pm
How ’bout a catheter and a battery-operated sump pump?
November 2nd, 2006 at 9:26 pm
Now you’re just bein’ mean, leah. Best be nice, or I’ll have ta bring my “special” spider spray the next time I raid ……… er, visit your house.
November 3rd, 2006 at 7:00 pm
Mi bota es su casa, mi amigo!