Four Coors Lights and A Glass Eye
Erie County, NY
A patrol drove past a vehicle with heavy damage and a light out on Clinton Street. When the officer activated his lights, the vehicle pulled onto the lawn in front of a Clinton Street residence.
The driver of the suspect vehicle put his car in reverse and struck the patrol car. He told the officer he was trying to pull into his driveway. He said he drank four Coors Light beers for his birthday.
When performing field sobriety tests, the suspect asked if he could remove his glass eye to retry the one-leg stand. The officer allowed him to remove his artificial eye, but he failed the test again and was placed under arrest.
Found in the Bee News
November 15th, 2006 at 5:01 am
Four pitchers, more likely. How the heck is removing a glass eye gonna help you stand on one leg?
November 15th, 2006 at 11:59 am
Oh THAT’S easy, Mike. It cuts the double vision in half!!! Makes it easier to choose which two are real.
November 15th, 2006 at 2:54 pm
Glass eyes throw you off balance.
November 16th, 2006 at 8:27 pm
osifer please forgive me I’m disabled ( and tot dunk two twink)