A Rat With No Scratch
Delray Beach, FL
A man was arrested after he ate chicken tenders and drank a soda in a grocery store in the 1500 block of South Federal without paying. When police arrived, the man told them he had the money in a wallet in his car, which he let police search. They found a pet rat in a small cage and a crack cocaine pipe, but no wallet.
Found in the Palm Beach Post
November 24th, 2006 at 12:12 pm
Make that: one HAPPY rat…….
November 24th, 2006 at 4:20 pm
Gee Mr. Ossifer - the rat must have stolen my wallet to pay for his crack habit.. what a fink… I think you should arrest him!!
November 24th, 2006 at 9:01 pm
it wasn’t a crack pipe: it was a lamp by which he could summon the money-genie… GOD you people are so… SOBER…