Have Your Cake
Bridgeton, NJ
Melissa C. West, 41, of Lincoln Street, was arrested early Sunday on Columbus Avenue for disorderly conduct, and was released on her own recognizance.
Police dispatched to Columbus Avenue at 3:24 a.m. Sunday for a report of a suspicious vehicle running in a private home’s driveway observed a man sleeping in the driver’s seat and West naked in the back.
West reportedly shouted profanities at police and threw a piece of cake at an officer, according to a police report.
Found in the Bridgeton News
November 30th, 2006 at 5:18 am
Is it illegal to eat cake naked in the back of a car in a private driveway with a sleeping man behind the wheel? Probably not, I would guess.
November 30th, 2006 at 9:32 am
i think you are only allowed to throw donuts at cops.
November 30th, 2006 at 11:09 am
only if they have holes in them nightcrawler…
November 30th, 2006 at 12:20 pm
Actually, she was just channelling Marie Antoinette. See, the car was her *medium* of transportation — the sleeping guy was her tour guide, don’cha know — and she was neked because, well, because. And, I’d bet dollars to those donuts that she was heard exclaiming, “Let ‘zem eet cehk!” just before her final gesture.
November 30th, 2006 at 9:09 pm
I knew you’d clear it up for us, sly. Thanks a bunch!
December 1st, 2006 at 10:12 am
It’s the least I could do, Mike. And never let it be said that I didn’t do the least I could do…………