Life Is A Ditch
Rio Grande, NM
12:28 p.m. — A suspicious bald man was sitting on the bank of a ditch, a caller said. The caller said the man had been sitting there for a couple of hours. The man advised police, “he sits there and ponders life.”
Found in the Rio Grande Sun
December 12th, 2006 at 9:05 am
Would he be less suspicious if he was wearing a hairpiece? What is really suspicious is how the caller knew exactly WHAT he was pondering.
December 12th, 2006 at 9:58 am
Well, it’s apparent that he wasn’t doing crack! Two hours would seem like an eternity!
December 12th, 2006 at 12:15 pm
Maybe he’s waiting for Jack (in the Box) to come and offer him one of his new breakfast sandwiches — like in the commercial.
December 13th, 2006 at 10:30 am
I am left to contemplate why thinking is considered suspicious activity in New Mexico…
December 13th, 2006 at 2:43 pm
Apparently you’ve never been in NM, Donnie.
December 13th, 2006 at 3:41 pm
Actually, I live less than 5 miles from the border of Texas and New Mexico. Which reminds me of a riddle we have here. “Why are New Mexico license plates red and yellow?” Because those are the international symbols for Caution and Danger.
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