Early In The Day For the Moon To Be Out
Durango, CO
1:11 p.m. A woman in the back of a pickup was mooning pedestrians at Eighth Avenue and Rim Drive. She was arrested for indecent exposure.
Found in the Durango Herald
Small Town Misfit
A selection of police blots from small-town papers
December 16th, 2006 at 6:20 pm
bad azz day or butt ugly she had to be stopped
December 16th, 2006 at 6:27 pm
In fact, she was not ‘mooning.’ She had a gigantic Parker House Roll in a transparent, plastic, shopping bag hanging from her backpack.
December 16th, 2006 at 11:44 pm
c’mon kids; Durango is home to Fort Lewis College (from where i graduated); it’s motto is “Ski Fort Lewis and pick up a degree in your spare time…”.
It’s a fun place to be a kid. we made money for books by selling “electric popcicles:” koolaid frozen in ice cube trays with a hit or 2 of blotter acid in each one. we would spend $50 on a sheet (100) of mickey mouse and sell 75 popcicles for $5/ea. you never knew if you were getting 1, or 3 hits, but you were guaranteed a high.
it was a great place to be a kid, and i exposed more than my derriere on main street… my then-fiancee and i enacted the Beatles’ “why don’t we do it in the road” on main street one night…
so the cops need to lighten up and remember that the town’s economy revolves around a liberal-arts college… it’s a GREAT place to be a kid.
let her hang her a$$ out the window… straight boys hgave been panting after it all semester!!! and as they say on madison street: “it pays to advertise!!!!”
December 17th, 2006 at 5:07 am
gee, ya think maybe it might be fun to be a kid there???
December 18th, 2006 at 12:48 pm
Maybe it was pimply.
December 19th, 2006 at 9:09 am
Good point GD. My first thought was, “Hey, hot co-ed hanging her arse out the window! Sign me up.” But then, like you, it occured to me that that’s just the way my mind works. The reality is much more likely to be some fat skank with a pimply, hairy arse…add any additional adjectives you like. It can get nasty. I’m thinkin’ hot chicks wouldn’t do this. Their butts get enough attention as it is.