Small Town Misfit

Portsmouth, NH
10:49 a.m.: A Northwood Road caller reported illegal dumping of trash.

Then…
1:24 p.m.: A Hanover Street caller reported a large rat under an entrance ramp.

Then…
4:29 p.m.: A Greenland Road caller reported a suspicious bag that smelled bad. Police discovered the bag contained trash.

Found on Seacoast Online

Honolulu, HI
7:44 a.m. ‚Äì A pig’s head was found in a locker at the UH Lab School. Custodial staff disposed of it.

Found on Ka Leo O Hawai’i

Erie County, NY
A Delaware Avenue resident called police because a note had been slid under the door and was afraid to pick it up. Thought it might be a bomb. It was a note and money that a neighbor owed the resident. Police reported no bomb, called off the dogs.

Found in Bee News

At 7:42 p.m., a woman from the 12300 block of Cannon Way reported a suspicious-looking bag under her trailer. Deputies found it was full of grass clippings.

Found in The Union