Small Town Misfit

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1:34 p.m. — A Hernandez caller said her boyfriend was destroying the house. Police couldn’t locate the residence.

Found in the Rio Grande Sun

Columbia, SC
An officer was patrolling around Piedmont Avenue on April 25 when he heard someone holler “you are going to school” and then someone say something back to the yeller. The cop walked over to the house where he heard the commotion coming from and found a father and his 17-year-old son arguing. The father told the officer that he is tired of his son sitting around not going to school. The son asserted that he “isn’t doing a damn thing” and if his father puts a hand on him he’s “going to jump him.” The officer told the son to go to his room but instead the teenager started cursing out his father. The officer told him not to do that again. But the boy swore at his father again as he was walking into his room. So the officer arrested him and took him to jail for disorderly conduct.

Found in the Free Times

Columbia, SC
A 28-year-old woman said she and her mother got into a fight at a West Avenue apartment April 26. The woman elaborated that she picked up a kitchen knife with her right hand and stabbed a wall, causing the knife to cut her right pinky finger. The woman then walked to a hospital for medical attention (and maybe anger management help).

Found in the Free Times

Kalispell, MT
11:11 a.m. Deputies responded when someone from the Mountain Villa apartments called in to report that their neighbors were fighting and they could hear a woman screaming “stop!” When deputies arrived they found a man and his wife sitting in front of a large flat screen television – with surround sound blasting – playing the video game Super Mario Cart. The couple was yelling and having fun with their awesome Wii game.

Found in the Flathead Beacon

Atlanta, GA
On Lanier Street, a 47-year-old man said he and his roommate “Car Wash” had a verbal spat — and Car Wash got kicked out of the house. He said Car Wash got upset and stole his TV and stereo from his room before leaving. Car Wash threatened to return and steal more stuff, he said. The man plans to take out a warrant on Car Wash, as soon as he gets Car Wash’s real name from his landlord.

Found in Creative Loafing

Kalispell, MT
3:18 a.m. A woman from Angel Point called in because her ex-boyfriend was attacking her current boyfriend with an axe. The victim’s injuries are not life threatening, but the ex-boyfriend did bite part of his finger off. The victim also suffered leg injuries and lacerations to the head and eye. The attacker was arrested for attempted deliberate homicide.

Found in the Flathead Beacon

Kalispell, MT
7:42 p.m. A mom called in to report that her “evicted” son crawled in through the window and drank some of her milk.

Found in the Flathead Beacon

Durango, CO
4:15 p.m. An officer was needed at Mercy Regional Medical Center to handle an agitated and intoxicated husband while his wife was in labor. The man was gone when officers arrived.

Found in the Durango Herald

Columbia, SC
A woman called police at 8 p.m. Saturday to report that her baby’s father wouldn’t help her with the child. The woman said the man wanted to go out drinking with his buddies instead of staying home to help her take care of the baby — and she needed the deputies to make him stay home.

Found in the State

Rio Grande, NM
7:51 p.m. — A State Road 571 caller said her son wrecked a car into her other son’s house, then went inside and tried to fight him. Deputies took a report for driving under the influence.

Found in the Rio Grande Sun

Kalispell, MT
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Found in the Flathead Beacon

Newport, KY
The man police accuse of trying to kill his wife with an SKS assault rifle at a coin-operated laundry in Fort Thomas last June is considering withdrawing a motion to present evidence he is mentally ill, his attorney said in court on Friday.

Mark Padgett’s attorney, Jim Norris, said his client doesn’t want to get mentally evaluated by the state.
“He wasn’t happy about going down there,” Norris said in the courtroom of Julie Reinhardt-Ward.

Padgett is currently on a waiting list to be analyzed by the state. Norris wouldn’t comment further outside of court on Padgett’s mental state.

Padgett is charged with attempted murder, second degree assault and violation of an emergency protective order from a June 29 incident at the Wash Tub Laundromat on Alexandria Pike. Fort Thomas Police said Padgett beat his wife, Susan Padgett, in the head and tried to fire the assault rifle at her, but it malfunctioned.

Susan Padgett, who had a domestic violence protection order against her ex-husband issued May 28, was treated at St. Luke Hospital.

While the incident was going on inside the coin laundry, Southgate police found Padgett’s truck ablaze with fireworks inside it parked nearby, just one block away from a church festival. Southgate and Fort Thomas police chased Padgett and arrested him in the stairwell of a Custis Avenue apartment. Officers found that he had a bag filled with fireworks when they took him into custody.

Padgett had appeared previously in court via a video camera last September wearing what appeared to be cardboard eyeglasses that obscured his eyes.

Found in the Cincinnati Enquirer

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