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Rio Grande, NM
7:51 p.m. — A State Road 571 caller said her son wrecked a car into her other son’s house, then went inside and tried to fight him. Deputies took a report for driving under the influence.

Found in the Rio Grande Sun

Kalispell, MT
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Found in the Flathead Beacon

Newport, KY
The man police accuse of trying to kill his wife with an SKS assault rifle at a coin-operated laundry in Fort Thomas last June is considering withdrawing a motion to present evidence he is mentally ill, his attorney said in court on Friday.

Mark Padgett’s attorney, Jim Norris, said his client doesn’t want to get mentally evaluated by the state.
“He wasn’t happy about going down there,” Norris said in the courtroom of Julie Reinhardt-Ward.

Padgett is currently on a waiting list to be analyzed by the state. Norris wouldn’t comment further outside of court on Padgett’s mental state.

Padgett is charged with attempted murder, second degree assault and violation of an emergency protective order from a June 29 incident at the Wash Tub Laundromat on Alexandria Pike. Fort Thomas Police said Padgett beat his wife, Susan Padgett, in the head and tried to fire the assault rifle at her, but it malfunctioned.

Susan Padgett, who had a domestic violence protection order against her ex-husband issued May 28, was treated at St. Luke Hospital.

While the incident was going on inside the coin laundry, Southgate police found Padgett’s truck ablaze with fireworks inside it parked nearby, just one block away from a church festival. Southgate and Fort Thomas police chased Padgett and arrested him in the stairwell of a Custis Avenue apartment. Officers found that he had a bag filled with fireworks when they took him into custody.

Padgett had appeared previously in court via a video camera last September wearing what appeared to be cardboard eyeglasses that obscured his eyes.

Found in the Cincinnati Enquirer

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Tracy, CA
8:32 a.m.: A woman on the 1100 block of Duncan Drive called to report that in the fall of 1988, she hit her then-11-year-old daughter in the back of the head with a metal object. She didn’t report it then, and she said her daughter suffered no bleeding or medical problems, but felt her daughter never mentally healed and wanted to report it now to “help her heal.”

Found in the Tracy Press

Erie County, NY
A woman called police from a Main Street address because a man was snoring in front of the TV. Reportedly she was intoxicated and was going to wait for police outside. The report didn’t indicate the man and woman’s relationship to each other.

Found in the Bee News

Kalispell, MT
7:47 p.m. A Kalispell man called in because his wife whacked him on the head with a frying pan.

Found in the Flathead Beacon

Athens Georgia
Jackson County sheriff’s deputies were called to a Nicholson home early Thanksgiving morning after a 43-year-old woman knocked her husband unconscious with a potato during an argument, according to sheriff’s reports.

The woman told deputies that she and her husband started to argue in the kitchen about 1 a.m. Nov. 22. He had used an expletive to describe her, and she threw the potato at him, hitting him in the nose and causing him to pass out, deputies said. The couple told deputies that they had been drinking.

She told deputies that she didn’t mean to hit her husband and called police as soon as he fell unconscious. The man, who suffered from a large knot on his nose, told deputies he did not want to press charges. The woman was not arrested and no charges were filed.

Found in the Athens Banner-Herald

Charleston, SC
A man filed a complaint about an argument with his wife that turned a little violent (she bit, choked, shoved, and slapped him around). Then it turned really violent (she “tried to stick my penis in my butt”).

Found in the Charleston City Paper

Waynesboro, GA
A Waynesboro woman called the sheriff’s office because her husband wouldn’t stop talking.

The woman said her husband was intoxicated and talking so loudly that she couldn’t sleep. She told officers he had not harmed her and that she just wanted him to be quiet. He agreed to sleep in the camper trailer in the back yard.

Found in the True Citizen

Denton, TX
The woman told police that she wanted her husband to leave the house for Christmas so the children could enjoy it, the report said. The man agreed to leave until after Christmas.

He was not arrested.

Found in the Denton Record Chronicle

Grass Valley, CA
4:31 p.m. - A woman called from the 10000 block of King Way to report a fight between her grandmother and her 12-year-old son. The grandmother allegedly swung a guitar at the juvenile, then both the grandmother and the juvenile started throwing forks. A deputy mediated the situation.

Found in the Union

Mukilteo, WA
A party reported that his mother punched him and hit him with a belt, including the buckle. He later told the officer that he had lied and his mother had only tapped him on the head because he was playing with a hot iron.

Found in the Mukilteo Beacon