Small Town Misfit

Grass Valley, CA
10:42 a.m. - A caller said vandals smeared peanut butter on her property at Pleasant Hill Road and suspects it might be a neighbor.

Found in the Union

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Rio Grande, NM
5:33 p.m. An Arby’s employee said three women were trying to sell sex to the restaurant’s customers and doing drugs by the dumpster. Police advised the ladies to leave.

Found in the Rio Grande Sun

Charleston, SC
Two patrons at a downtown sushi joint found themselves in a verbal dispute with a bar employee over their tab. The bartender allegedly hopped over the bar and began assaulting one of the men, who received bruises on his arms and a large cut on his face.

Found in The Charleston City Paper

Athens Georgia
Jackson County sheriff’s deputies were called to a Nicholson home early Thanksgiving morning after a 43-year-old woman knocked her husband unconscious with a potato during an argument, according to sheriff’s reports.

The woman told deputies that she and her husband started to argue in the kitchen about 1 a.m. Nov. 22. He had used an expletive to describe her, and she threw the potato at him, hitting him in the nose and causing him to pass out, deputies said. The couple told deputies that they had been drinking.

She told deputies that she didn’t mean to hit her husband and called police as soon as he fell unconscious. The man, who suffered from a large knot on his nose, told deputies he did not want to press charges. The woman was not arrested and no charges were filed.

Found in the Athens Banner-Herald