Small Town Misfit

Columbia, SC
A 47-year-old man left a Hampton Street barbershop May 15 and a woman followed him out. A few steps later a man came up to him and demanded money, saying, “Give me $30 for being with my woman.” The 47-year-old said, “I haven’t been with your woman,” and kept walking west on Hampton Street. But then he and the man started to argue. The man again demanded money for “being with his woman.” Then the man reached into his pocket and pulled out a box cutter, so the 47-year-old tried to step back but the suspect came at him, cutting him on the forehead. He said that after he got cut he threw $15 on the ground and the man walked away. The victim then ran to call the police.

Found in the Free Times

Editor: This one’s rated NC-17, folks.
Atlanta, GA
An officer was working undercover on Hollywood Road. He said a woman flagged him down and hopped into his car. “When I stopped, she then asked me if I was them folks [police],” the officer wrote. “Then, [the woman] stated that she would give me ‘head’ and let me cum in her mouth for $30. She went on to state that if I chose not to cum in her mouth, that it would only be $20. [The woman] even went on to state that she would take her teeth out while she performed the act for me.” She was arrested for soliciting sex.

Found in Creative Loafing

Rio Grande, NM
5:33 p.m. An Arby’s employee said three women were trying to sell sex to the restaurant’s customers and doing drugs by the dumpster. Police advised the ladies to leave.

Found in the Rio Grande Sun

Rio Grande, NM
2:39 p.m. — A caller said two “obvious” prostitutes were sitting outside the dialysis center. Police couldn’t find them.

Found in the Rio Grande Sun

Chattanooga, TN
Paul Yates said he rented a room with two white females at the Motel 6 on Lee Highway.

He said things were going fine when he was in the shower with one of the ladies.

Mr. Yates said he later went to the store to get a paper, and he discovered he was missing $200.

He said he returned to the motel and found both women departed. He figures that while he was in the shower with one of the women that the other one was going through his billfold.

Found in the Chattanoogan

Chattanooga, TN
A woman said a man she knows only as “Chuck” stole $21 from her bra, then slugged her in the face and kicked her in the head.

June Willoughby said she had been driving a prostitute named “Brandy” around to customers. Ms. Willoughby said she is a former prostitute who now gets a cut of the money by driving them.

Ms. willoughby said her boyfriend’s van broke down, and afterwards Ann Russell let her lie down on her couch on Seventh Avenue.

She said Chuck had helped with the van and he demanded money, but she told him she did not have any. She said he proceeded to reach inside her shirt, taking $20 from one cup and $1 from the other.

She said he hit her in the face several times, then kicked her.

He kept the $20, but threw the $1 down.

She was taken to the hospital by ambulance.

Ms. Willoughby said Chuck left in an older-model green SUV.

Found in the Chattanoogan

Goleta Valley, CA
Claiming he’d been cheated out of money after the “masseuse” he paid to have sex with failed to finish the job, a 29-year-old male contacted authorities. The self-described “victim” called authorities at 11:30 a.m. on a recent Saturday requesting help retrieving his money.

According to the report, the subject told investigators he went to a local “massage parlor” to have sex, but after “less than ten minutes” and without climax, the woman left the room. And when she returned, she refused to finish the job.

During a brief argument, the “masseuse” reportedly dared the victim to call law enforcement. He initially refused, but after she declined to return his money for unfinished services, he took her up on her challenge.

The incident, filed as a suspicious circumstance, is under investigation.

Found in the Goleta Valley Voice

Charlotte, NC
At a certain Morehead Street bar, a 22-year-old Chapel Hill man sustained an injury from an employee of the establishment — surprisingly, not from a bouncer or bartender clocking him upside the head. According to the report, “The man received an injury to his tooth while watching a female dance on a pole.” Both he and the dancer stated it was an accident and no criminal intent was involved. The fact that he still filed a report must be charity to this Blotter writer.

Found in Creative Loafing

Lodi, CA
A jazz musician was injured Friday after jumping from a burning motor home driven by a one-time roller skating stripper from Lodi.

Found in a great story in the Lodi News

Columbia, SC
A 38-year-old man went to the strip club Platinum Plus on Jacob Road Dec. 15. While he was there, some dancers approached him and invited him into the Champagne Room for a private performance. Told he needed to buy a bottle of champagne, he provided a credit card. The man signed the purchase slip and had to authorize his purchase over the phone, which he believed to be legitimate. He says he was fraudulently charged approximately $10,000 and was intimidated by the club’s bouncers.

Found in the Free Times

Cleveland, OH
Apparently a stripper was the victim of a break-in, losing $3,200 worth of dance clothing, 10 pornographic movies and $1,500 cash. There was no word in police brevity reports whether the cash was all in single dollar bills.

The break-in was reported at 1 a.m. Sunday, in the 4500 block of Pearl Road. The thief or thieves used force to break into the building. A 27-year-old woman was the victim and a resident of that location. Fortunately, there were no injuries. Police are investigating the case.

Found in the Brooklyn Sun Journal

Greenacres, FL
Police responded to a complaint of battery in the 5800 block of South 37th Street. A woman said she was driving home in her car when some of the neighbors offered her beer. She accepted, and as she got out of the car, they asked her to have sex with them for money. She said she would not and tried to get back in the car. The men tried to grab her. She tried to kick the men to get away from them. She said her friend that was in the car swerved the car toward the men and drove to her home.

The men said that the woman approached them asking for beer, which they gave her. They said the two women asked for more beer but the men refused. They said that the women were upset and offered sex for money. One of the women tried to steal the buckets of beer and they tried to grab her to keep her from taking the beer. Her friend swerved the car causing it to hit one of the men sitting in a chair, knocking him off it. When questioned about the sequence of events the men reported, the woman said she did not want to press any charges.

Found in the Palm Beach Post