Small Town Misfit

Columbia, SC
While recently waiting at a bus stop on Main Street a 51-year-old woman was approached by a 53-year-old man flashing the whole kit and caboodle. The woman told the man that he needed to put it back in his pants. The woman states that the man acted as if he did not know his pants were unzipped. The woman looked away and the man began asking what color her eyes were and told her that she needed a man. The woman told the man that it wasn’t any of his business. The man was arrested and taken to jail for indecent exposure.

Found in the Free Times

Goleta Valley, CA
Lounging at a bus stop in her pink underwear, the woman detained by patrolling deputies was arrested for public intoxication. During her arrest, the 42-year-old, oblivious to her lack of clothing, continually asked authorities the date and where she was. Three emptied cans of beer found at the scene were noted and booked for destruction.

Found in the Goleta Valley Voice

Columbia, SC
While driving her usual bus route on Forest Drive, a 40-year-old woman was uncomfortably surprised when one of the passengers sitting behind her started caressing her behind. The driver immediately stopped the bus, at which time the fanny fondler exited the bus and ran away.

Found in the Free Times

White Pine County, NV
Student not behaving in the school bus, so the bus driver called him and two bigger boys up front, then told the bigger boys to take care of the problem…They administered some street Justice…Incident reported to the School Authorities and a report made for future reference…

Found in the White Pine County Sheriff’s Office Blotter Report

Marblehead, MA
A school bus driver reported that a purple minivan failed to stop behind him on Jersey Street abd came within a few inches of striking a girl boarding the bus, at 7:48 A.M. According to the report, when the bus driver honked the horn at the motorist, she replied, “What do you want me me to do? I’m late.”

Found in Marblehead Magazine

Campbell, CA
5:30–A woman called police to report that a completely nude man was positioned at a bus stop on Winchester Blvd and Campbell Avenue masturbating. By the time police arrived, the suspect was gone.

Found in The Campbell Reporter

Palm Beach, FL
A woman was arrested for using a counterfeit traveler’s check to buy a Sony PlaySation at a store in the 6200 block of Forest Hill Boulevard. When police questioned the woman she said, “I know what you’re arresting me for, I won’t do it again, just let me go and I will ride the bus back to Lauderhill.” Once police confirmed her check was counterfeit, she told police her cousin and another man gave her the check. She also added that the same people had more checks totaling at least $6,000 as well as fake U.S. currency.

Found in the Palm Beach Post