Small Town Misfit

Boynton Beach, FL
Someone stole 284 pairs of panties and 28 bras, all worth $9,408, from a store in the 800 block of North Congress Avenue.

Found in the Palm Beach Post

Grass Valley, CA
At 6:06 p.m., a caller reported a car parked in front of a business on Freeman Lane in which one of the passengers was wearing women’s undergarments. Police could not find the vehicle.

Found in the Union

Lakewood, OH
Shortly before 6 p.m. officers received a complaint from a Wager Avenue man claiming that the teenage boy who lives below him broke into his home and took his wife’s underwear.

The man told police that this was not the first time that this happened.

Found in the Lakewood Sun Post

Fort Mitchel, KY
A Kentucky man wearing only a thong and carrying a knife videotaped himself attempting a burglary, then left the tape behind, police said. The evidence led to his arrest.

Rodney McMillen, 36, was charged over the weekend with first-degree burglary.

McMillen allegedly broke into a woman’s apartment clad in only thong underwear and carrying a knife, police said. The woman fended off the attacker, who left the apartment and fled into a stand of trees.

Investigators found a video camera the burglar left in the apartment, which featured images of McMillen’s family. Investigators were able to track down McMillen at his mother’s house.

Found in the Wichita Eagle

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Delray Beach, FL
A woman called police after she heard her sister yelling for her husband to get off of her in their home in the 2800 block of Angler Drive. The man had pinned down his wife on their bed during an argument over her wearing the boxer shorts he needed for work. He did not let her go until the police arrived.

Found in the Palm Beach Post

Waynesboro, GA
A fist fight broke out at Wal-Mart when a woman attacked an employee last Thursday.

According to witnesses, the employee pulled down the woman’s halter top during the altercation, exposing her chest. The topless woman continued to pull the employee’s hair and kick her in the head.

Store managers were able to stop the fight before officers arrived.

Found in the True Citizen

Erie County, NY
Seven pairs of underpants were taken from the laundry on Raintree Island. All had names on them and days of the week.

Found in Bee News

North Olmstead, OH
The Crocker Park panty thief has made its way to Westfield Great Northern on June 5, stealing more than $1,000 worth of underwear.

Police were called to Victoria’s Secret in the mall, after someone emptied an entire display table full of panties. Employees did not see anything suspicious, but suspect between 150-175 pairs were stolen, valuing between $1,125 and $1,750.

Items disappeared sometime between 10 a.m. and 12:30 p.m. that day. A report was made for insurance purposes and tenants of surrounding stores were advised of the thefts.

Found in the Sun News

Columbia, SC
Cops were called to a pest control business on Two Notch Road on May 18 after someone complained that there were two people on the property who shouldn’t be there. A cop found a 45-year-old woman and a 50-year-old man laying together, making out and taking off each other’s clothes. The man was arrested on an outstanding warrant, and the woman was arrested for being drunk in public.

Found in the Free Times

Westlake, OH
Police were called after a thief pulled a panty raid in a store in Crocker Park. An employee of Victoria’s Secret called police at 8:36 p.m. Jan. 30 to report the theft of 126 pairs of women’s panties valued at $1,300. The employee said the underwear was in a display by the front door and said they have no idea who took them.

Found in the Sun News

Erie County, NY
A man wearing a bra and underwear was reported in a Cheektowaga cemetery.

Found in Bee News

Breenwich, CN
A 25-year-old Elmhurst, N.Y. resident was arrested in Greenwich, Conn. on Sunday, Oct. 16 after it was discovered he had 342 bras, allegedly shoplifted, stashed in his van, according to a report in the Greenwich Time newspaper. In all, Ricardo Salazar is accused of taking over $20,000 in lingerie and shoes — $14,135 from Victoria’s Secret, $856 from another intimate-apparel retailer and $5,025 from a Shoes-n-More store. Two off-duty Greenwich police officers apprehended Salazar after noting his suspicious behavior. Acting Greenwich Police Department spokesperson Lt. Richard Cochran told the newspaper that the allegedly stolen bras were “in different colors and sizes and cost between $32 and $50 each.”

Found in the Hartford Advocate