Small Town Misfit

Quay County, NM
At 9:05 a.m., a male requested a welfare check at a hotel. There was a male acting strangely and hitting a tree. An officer talked to the man and said he was fine. The man said he was looking for McDonald’s.

Found in the Quay County Sun

Chico, CA
8:35 p.m. Suspicious subject reported on the 200 block of Main Street. “Subject in front of business holding a sign that says, ‘Get me stoned.’”

Found in the Orion Online

Rio Grande, NM
10:19 p.m. – A 16-year-old male and 18-year-old male just had a fight on Fairview Lane, a caller said. Following the fight, the caller added, the 18-year-old had “a flashback from a prior life experience and couldn’t handle it.” Police talked to both individuals and advised them to call back if things got out of control again.

Found in the Rio Grande Sun

Chico, CA
1:45 a.m. Suspicious circumstance reported on the 100 block of West Fifth Street. “Male and female inside the post office completely naked and having sex. There are another three subjects in there as well.”

Found in the Orion Online

Rio Grande, NM
3:28 p.m. – A woman said she took her car through the car wash across from Dos Amigos twice and the foam wax was still stuck to her paint job. The woman called 911 again to say that she went through the high-pressure wash and was able to get the wax off. However, she said she would be speaking to the manager because she spent a lot of money trying to get the wax off.

Found in The Rio Grande Sun

Columbia, SC
A 24-year-old Columbia man told cops he got into an argument with a 24-year-old friend on March 21. The friend accused the man of stealing his television. The friend said he would get someone to kill the man, but then said he would “stop the killing” because they were fraternity brothers. The man gave his friend $100 out of fear for his life.

Found in the Free Times

Goleta, CA
The female student caught naked — and drunk — in the UCSB Faculty Club pool had to be medically cleared for acute intoxication before she could be transported to jail. Deputies found the young woman, 18, and her three friends skinny-dipping just after 3 a.m. While the other three were released to their respective resident halls, the fourth was arrested for public intoxication. During questioning, the young woman could not remember her age. The pool, closed at night, is also restricted to faculty members only.

Found in the Goleta Valley Voice

Boerne, TX

Found in the Boerne Star and Hill Country Recorder

Rio Grande, NM
8:34 p.m. – An anonymous caller told police that two high school girls were planning to fight at “the pit” after school on Friday. Both girls were pregnant and the entire school was going to be there, the caller said.

Found in the Rio Grande Sun

Laguna Hills, CA
Reported on the 25700 block of Terra Bella at 10:33 p.m. Informant states that a male in his driveway is trying to remove the roof of his older dark Mercedes with a blowtorch.

Found in Saddleback Valley News

Madison, GA
Rickie Terrell, 49, Madison, was arrested and charged with entering an auto after he allegedly attempted to open the door of a truck parked on West Jefferson Street. When Terrell allegedly tugged on the door, it activated the truck’s interior lights and Terrell saw a Madison police officer sitting in the truck. He then attempted to walk away but was stopped and arrested.

Found in the Morgan County Citizen

Nevada County, CA
At 7:24 p.m., a woman called from the 13000 block of Sunshine Valley Road to report strangers are sleeping in her home every night and they leave every morning at approximately 4 a.m. She said they scatter every time someone shows up.

Found in The Union