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The Chocolate Siphoner

Posted on July 11th, 2008

Columbia, SC
A 41-year-old woman told officers on June 24 that someone took about 5 gallons of gasoline from her car. And there was some brown stuff around the gas cap that looked like melted chocolate.

Found in the Free Times

Your Truck, I Fixed It II

Posted on July 10th, 2008

Rio Grande, NM
1:29 p.m. — A Starlighter Loop caller said a man came over to fix his truck and ended up going on a joy ride while he was drunk and wrecked it to where it was undriveable. Española Police transferred her call to another agency.

Found in the Rio Grande Sun

Lip Service

Posted on July 9th, 2008

Rio Grande, NM
6:45 p.m. — An El Llano caller said while he was driving down North McCurdy Road, someone shot a paintball at his passenger, hitting him in the lip. The victim did not require medical attention, but police took a report for battery.

Found in the Rio Grande Sun

Aye Chihuahua!

Posted on July 8th, 2008

Rio Grande, NM
1:33 p.m. — A caller said a man was asleep in a car on Bond Street, but he was stepping on the accelerator while Chihuahuas escaped from his car. Police found the intoxicated man running around Vietnam Veterans Park chasing his Chihuahuas; a sober driver picked him up.

Found in the Rio Grande Sun

Time To Get New Friends

Posted on July 7th, 2008

Atlanta, GA
At Underground Atlanta, a 32-year-old man said his friend “Suicide” called him over to where he was standing. He said Suicide punched him, while another man nicknamed “Kill Quick” held him down. He said Suicide and Kill Quick stole six DVD movies from him and ran away.

Found in Creative Loafing

Keep Your Purple Powder Dry

Posted on July 6th, 2008

Atlanta, GA
On Roswell Road, a 56-year-old woman said her neighbor sprayed bright purple powder on her front door, flowerpots and stairs. She said the incident stemmed from a spat at a homeowners association meeting the day before. According to the woman, her neighbor screamed at her and almost assaulted her at the meeting. Then, around midnight, the neighbor showed up at her home, she said. The woman said she asked the neighbor to leave — and that’s when the neighbor got busy with the purple powder and vandalized her home. She said the female neighbor is known for erratic behavior.

Found in Creative Loafing

American Gladiators

Posted on July 5th, 2008

Grass Valley, CA
10:53 a.m. - A man from the 16000 block of Greenhorn Road reported being assaulted by his son. The man and his son got into a verbal argument about what television program they were going to watch. When the man said he was going to pick the program, his son got up and began pulling the wires out of the back of the television. When the man tried to stop him, his son punched him on the mouth causing two cuts on the inside of the lower lip. The son fled the residence before officers arrived.

Found in the Union

The Bin Recycler

Posted on July 4th, 2008

Tracy, CA
7:11 a.m.: A woman on the 500 block of Glenbriar Circle reported someone “stole” her recycling bin and replaced it with another.

Found in the Tracy Press

Prowling Through Your Underwear

Posted on July 3rd, 2008

Goleta Valley, CA
A man is wanted for assault after trying to remove a young woman’s underwear as she slept in Isla Vista.
The UCSB student, 20, was startled awake at 3:45 a.m. Quickly sitting up in her bed, the she saw a figure kneeling nearby. Turning on her bedroom light, she confronted the male, who said something unintelligible and turned to leave.

The victim told authorities she had to unlock her front door before the suspect with black hair and in his 20s could leave her apartment. Once he was out of the house, the woman immediately called authorities.

Deputies and university police canvassed the area for the suspect, believed to be wearing cowboy boots, with no results. The victim believes the suspect entered her Del Playa residence through an unlocked sliding glass door.

Found in the Goleta Valley Voice

A Gallon of Goo

Posted on July 2nd, 2008

Goleta Valley, CA
A man returned to his car, parked on San Lorenzo Drive, to find it covered in a thick gel-like substance.

The vandal who poured the gallon of goo on his car remains unknown. However, the victim told authorities, if located, he’d like the vandal prosecuted and fined for damages.

Found in the Goleta Valley Voice

My Pretty Plant

Posted on July 1st, 2008

Goleta Valley, CA
A woman who requested deputies respond to a family dispute at her Payton Avenue home was found cultivating marijuana on her front porch. The investigating deputy immediately recognized the 12-inch-tall plant as the genus Cannabis.

“Someone else must have put it there. I just thought it was a pretty plant,” said the 42-year-old woman, denying any link to the plant.

She was cited for cultivation of marijuana and the potted plant was confiscated.

Found in the Goleta Valley Voice

The Drive-Thru Hit And Run

Posted on June 30th, 2008

Tracy, CA
9:23 a.m.: A caller reported someone drove into the caller’s house, caved in a wall, then drove off from the 2600 block of Balboa Avenue. The car may have had a broken axle, the caller said.

Found in the Tracy Press


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