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Posted on September 16th, 2009
A New Little Misfit
Posted on February 16th, 2009Howdy Folks,
Sorry posting has been slow in the last week. But I’m happy to announce that I had good reason. Please allow me introduce you to Chase Thomas, the newest little misfit in town. He was born on Friday night at 10:12 pm, weighing 8lbs, 7 ounces.
We’re very fortunate that Mom and Chase are doing great, and so is his big sister Savannah, who has already nicknamed him “Tommy Catch.”
Put Out An APB on Mr. Sandman!
Posted on February 16th, 2009Amherst, NY
Police responded to a report of criminal mischief on Seneca Street after a caller reported that her vehicle window was smashed and the culprit could be someone who is harassing her son. Patrol determined footprints around the car may have been the complainant’s. The caller then stated that she may have been dreaming.
Found in the Amherst Bee News
The Hotdogular
Posted on February 12th, 2009Dallas Texas
Early Saturday morning, one or more unknown suspects broke into “The Best Hot Dog in Town” and stole thousands of dollars worth of supplies and equipment.
Included in the police report: two hot dog carts worth $10,000, two air conditioners, two circular fans, two work lamps, three portable heaters, two metal coolers, one deep freezer, a furniture dolly, a stereo, 100 cases of assorted beverages (worth $1,500), 80 packs of hot dogs, and $80 worth of chips.
Found in the Dallas Texas Police Blotter
The Rear Doorstop
Posted on February 9th, 2009Park City, UT
On Saturday, Jan. 24 at 6:43 p.m., three people called the police reporting a man was naked on the 500 block of Main Street. The man was rubbing his backside on a door and yelling at women, the police were told. He was gone by the time the police arrived. Officers were told he left in a taxi.
Found in the Park Record
Don’t Be Our Guest
Posted on February 5th, 2009Dutch Harbour, AK
2:41 a.m. Three people in a hotel room reported a fourth man had become violent and threatened to throw the TV out the window before being kicked out of the room. The group was afraid that he might return. Officers contacted the suspect who said he was upset because the women in the room were really men. All parties were kicked out of the hotel room, since it was not registered to any of them.
Found in the Dutch Harbor Fisherman
The Welcoming Party
Posted on February 5th, 2009Dutch Harbour, AK
11:10 a.m. A woman descended from faith healers requested information about several deaths that she believed had occurred in the community. The woman knew of the deaths because she communicates with two of those who died, and she frequently runs into one of the other deceased individuals. The woman explained that a psychic team was coming to the community to help shed light on the haunting, and she wanted information that might help their investigation.
Found in the Dutch Harbor Fisherman
Disrobed, Disorderly and Discharged
Posted on February 4th, 2009Boulder, CO
Officers arrested a man who is accused of standing naked and dancing on top of a vehicle in the area of 27th and Pine streets Jan 31. The suspect ran from police. When an officer reached him, the suspect threw a punch at the officer. The officer used a Taser to bring the suspect under control. After receiving medical clearance, the suspect was arrested on suspicion of disorderly conduct, obstruction, resisting arrest and being a minor in possession of alcohol.
Found on Yourhub.com
No Dumping
Posted on February 2nd, 2009Chico, CA
11:51 a.m. Suspicious circumstance reported on the 1400 block of Palm Avenue. “Reporting party noticed her garbage can missing and later found her male neighbor from next door bringing it back to her yard. Reporting party asked subject why he emptied her can, and he would not answer her.”
Found in the Orion Online
You Don’t Know Crack
Posted on January 30th, 2009Atlanta, GA
An officer responded to a dispute on Campbell Street. A 41-year-old man said he gave his gold 1997 Mercury Cougar to a man named “Jack” around 2 a.m. He said Jack wanted to go to the BP station and was supposed to return around 4 a.m.
According to the officer’s written report: “I asked, ‘What is Jack’s last name?’ He replied, ‘I don’t know.’ I asked ‘How long have you known him?’ He said, ‘I’ve been knowing him for a while.’ I said, ‘How long?’ He replied, ‘Two months.’”
The officer continued: “I said, ‘So let me get this straight, you gave your vehicle to a person you have known for two months, named Jack with no last name, so he could go [to] the store around 2 a.m. this morning?’ He said, ‘Yeah, that’s right.’ I said, ‘You are missing some parts of the story.’ He said, ‘That’s it, I’ve told you what happened.’”
A few seconds later, the man reportedly said, “I think Jack is his nickname.”
The officer continued: “I said, ‘So now you have given your vehicle to a person that you don’t even know his real name?’ He said, ‘Yeah.’ I said, ‘You are not telling me the whole truth about this incident.’”
Eventually, the man looked down and said, “I sold the car for crack.” Turns out, he doesn’t even own the gold Mercury Cougar … it belongs to a woman.
Found in Creative Loafing
This Little Piggy
Posted on January 29th, 2009Grass Valley, CA
11:17 p.m. — A woman from the 22000 block of Cottage Hill Drive reported a neighbor’s pig bit her husband in their garage.
Found in the Union
Face Off
Posted on January 29th, 2009Lake Oswego, OR
4:41 p.m. A man was making scary faces at a seven-year-old child on Lords Lane.
Found in the Lake Oswego Review
